What if I was wrong and no one cared to mention?

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

me: damn its hot as fuck outside

me: *wears all black*

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

(via alwayspapadouche)

tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

Man sometimes I’m pretty sure I’ve made all the wrong decisions in my life, but then I talk to SBFF for like 30 seconds and I’m like, thank science I’ve made at least one good choice.