What if I was wrong and no one cared to mention?

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

yes please I’d like them all thank you

This is my favorite thing ever

(Source: disney-in-the-tardis, via pixie-ass-bitch)

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

did-you-kno:

A recent study shows that people who sit for prolonged periods can help prevent serious health problems by taking a 5 minute walk once an hour. Source

Um I know smoking is bad for you but this is why I like smoking, because it gives me an excuse to walk to the other side of the building and go outside, if only for a few minutes

did-you-kno:

A recent study shows that people who sit for prolonged periods can help prevent serious health problems by taking a 5 minute walk once an hour. Source

Um I know smoking is bad for you but this is why I like smoking, because it gives me an excuse to walk to the other side of the building and go outside, if only for a few minutes

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills