Lacey. 24. I'm pretty rad and obnoxiously optimistic.
What if I was wrong and no one cared to mention?
Waaaaaahhhh I wanna get my nose or my lip pierced. I just. Why does it matter what I look like? I’m good at my job. Ughhhhhhhhhh
Today I discovered that I only have one Saturday off until I go on vacation in July. Sorry if I’m a cranky bitch for the next couple months, friends!
NEWSFLASH!
FUCK YEAH HENRY ROLLINS!
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming…
(via bloodin-myveins)
Ann Perkins: I will buy lunch and you can have as many burgers as you want.
Burt Macklin: Welcome to the FBI.
Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flowery pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU ARE.”
I would be able to support that brand singlehandedly.
why doesnt this happen
(via scratchthatboldit)
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me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.
