soolooxcoopter: therestlessdead: lord-kitschener: Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flowery pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU...
me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.
alwaysalliemae replied to your post: Commence me freaking out over something that is… You can handle this, whatever it is. You got this. I don’t know if I’ve ever told you, but I really appreciate your complete and unwavering faith in me. It means so much to me.
Commence me freaking out over something that is probably actually nothing in 3…2…1…
I want friends who still lie to me because they don’t want to hurt my...
Um I spent the night grilling various foods whilst drinking and smoking on my front lawn with 3 out of 5 of my favorite all time people. Summer 2013: Let’s do this shit.
Sometimes when I’m sad I just lean into it and listen to Manchester Orchestra all day.
Sometimes when I haven’t heard from one of my friends in awhile and they don’t feel the need to answer my questions/texts, I concoct these crazy scenarios in my head wherein they’ve like slipped on the concrete somewhere and hit their head and they’re in the hospital with amnesia and they don’t remember who I am so when I ask things like “what are you up to...
I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate my job. That is all.
If it’s okay with everyone, I’m gonna go ahead and keep losing weight and feeling awesome about myself.
[[MORE]] Instead of questioning being happy all the time and worrying that it’s going to go away, I am just going to let myself be fucking happy.
alwaysalliemae: lacers: I need an intervention. I just spilled salsa all over myself and yelled DON’T CARE while continuing to shove the chip in my mouth. things the internet needs to know, apparently… you are living my life right now. my mattress has a big salsa stain at the bottom because chips and salsa + my bed = my favorite time. If anyone has ever wondered how Alix and I have managed...
I need an intervention. I just spilled salsa all over myself and yelled DON’T CARE while continuing to shove the chip in my mouth.
alwaysalliemae asked: wait. i think i might have a sombrero chips and salsa bowl. will look into this.
catsonmyshoulders replied to your post: Is there an invention where it’s like a bowl… I don’t have an answer for you but now I’m off to buy chips and salsa, so thank you. I’m just gonna get one of those big bowls that are for parties but it’ll just be a party of one because FUCK IT, CHIPS AND SALSA!
Is there an invention where it’s like a bowl inside of another bowl? Like for chips and salsa? I mean, I understand like party bowls that have a built in dip bowl, but do they have single serving ones? I need a more convenient way to eat chips and salsa in my bed, is what I’m trying to say here.
Fuck. You guys, I got pretzel chips and I just realized that what I actually wanted was bagel chips. Hard lyfe.
And I don’t care if we fuck, or we talk, or...
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
Can you lose weight only eating hummus and fudgicles? Because that is a diet I can get behind.
Waahh. Science needs to figure out a way to be able to freeze my uterus until I’m like 30. I really just wanna be like hey, I’m not using this thing. Put it on ice and I’ll be back for it when I’m ready to ruin my life with children.