So when the weather breaks I’ll pull my hoodie up over my face. I...
My ears are ringing, my throat hurts, and my whole body aches. Best weekend of my life.
I have a headache and my whole body is sore. I think the only remedy for this is shoving bitches and screaming at the top of my lungs for the second night in a row. I can’t even pretend like I care about anything but music anymore.
If you won't admit that taking back sunday puts on...
zacharykai: then you can suck a huge chode. THIS A THOUSAND TIMES. Best show ever. Adam was in the crowd like the whole time. I groped him so much. SO MUCH.
I told my mom that meat was grossing me out as of late, and she brought me home vegetable panang and naan bread from Trader Joe’s. This was the best possible outcome.
I apologize to anyone that has to eat with me for the next few days (at least). Apparently, I only like cereal, and meat is gross again. Why does this keep happening? Is there a kind of vegetarian that only eats cereal? Because I could totally be that kind.
I really need stores to release their Black Friday flyers so I can make my game plan. Also, what does everyone want for Christmas? And by everyone I mean Zach, Sam and Alix.
Okay, there’s a fine line between wanting to surprise comic book fans by adding in unexpected stuff, and basically saying “fuck you” to said comic book fans and not sticking to the plot. Like, at all. Walking Dead, you are on notice.
alwaysalliemae asked: RESETING MY PHONE BECAUSE SHIT IS GOIN DOWN.
eiknarf: it happens to everyone as they grow up. you find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. so you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on. THIS, a thousand times over.
Nicholas, master of the NOT joke.
Me: When have you tasted poop?
Nicholas: Well one time Max flinged it and I had my mouth open for sushi but it missed my mouth and so the poop landed in my mouth and I thought...hmm, that tastes better than ice cream--NOT.
You guys, I just really need to know what happened...
Like, why might they never see him again? Why was he half dead in the parking lot? What did he mean by “us’? What happened the last three years!?
Annapolis I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
I am drowning here. That is all.
There’s a fire, fire in my house But it...
I made fucking awesome barbeque sauce. I also worked all day. No big, I’m just pretty amazing.
Me (holding up my popscicle stick): I might win a prize from this.
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There may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of...– President Obama on the death of Steve Jobs. (via thedailyfeed)
Hold on. Shut up. A fox just ran across my yard. Meow meow! Are foxes cats?– Zachary.