Pretty sure my parents forget I still live here until I make a brief appearance in the kitchen to eat all the Cap’n Crunch and skim milk.
Passive aggressive girly tumblr post!
Start: I’ve been blown off by two different friends two days in a row. Do I smell? Also, people need to learn how to communicate. Funny how people have their phones on them 24/7 until I ask “hey, we still on for tonight?” and then all of a sudden they can’t find their phone. End. In other news, SO siked about moving, so tired from work, and thinking about cutting my...
Mentally preparing ourselves to be ridiculously understaffed this week sounded like we were preparing for war. Today we just kept repeating, “We have to be sure not to turn on each other out there. We’re in this together.”
Reason #1 I am a huge asshole
When people are not at least as intelligent as I am, I get really pissed off. Like, I literally cannot comprehend how people don’t understand something that is easy for me. And I understand that there are different kinds of intelligence, BUT THIS IS WHY I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
Sometimes I get stuck on something in the past and I feel really sorry for myself but then I look at my life now and I look at the people in it and the choices I made and I realize that shit totally happens for a reason. Don’t get stuck on people that in the end, will only end up playing a really minor role in your life.
Mama Hollon found my favorite sweatshirt (admittedly a really old My Chemical Romance one that is so fucking comfortable) AND the Mest dvd that for real, Alix and I based most of our senior profiles on in high school (WHICH PS HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE WERE FILLING OUT LIKE, FIVE YEARS AGO). So, I guess today wasn’t a complete waste.
Another reason I don't regret not becoming a... →
I hate you, Annapolis.
It’s my first Christmastime (since I was you know, like five) that I haven’t also been simultaneously in school. I have to say, I took it for granted. I mean, I worked in high school and during my first year of college but even still, I got this long break from school so working 3 days a week was no big deal. This year, I get a total of three days off, and that’s really only...
Katy Perry is terrible, this article is simply... →
Tattoos I want:
Deja spaceman, obvi Hank the pigeon My Alk one finally filled in 152 (Probably not with TBS in there because that feels meh) And finally, the lyrics: “I hope that I mean it” from the song Colly Strings I just typed this out and realized it’s all music related. Fuck yeah.
catsonmyshoulders: “Tautou” - Brand New I’m...
Me and Phil are pretty cool, guys...
Phil: I feel so cool now that I have a macbook
Me: You should, it's literally the coolest thing a person can do. And I should know, I just tried to see how many twizzlers I could fit in my mouth. Soooo yeah, I'm pretty cool.
Phil: What's the count?
Me: Well if I fold them up like five
Phil: Time to make that resume just a tad longer
And I remember panicked circles in the terminal in...
My insides hurt from coughing The TV is my best friend It told me to eat a cheesesteak I haven’t been out of bed all day