STFU, Conservatives: THIS is Considered... →
theriotmag: • $50 million in cuts to the Maternal and Child Health Block Grant that “supports state-based prenatal care programs and services for children with special needs.” • $1 billion in cuts to programs at the National Institutes of Health that support “lifesaving biomedical…
Reblog if you attended a Walk for Choice today.
stfuconservatives: accordingtosami: batsandpunks: I want to follow all of you wonderful people. Pictures coming soon! Just got home from the LA one… whew!
Walk for Choice, Los Angeles: WALK FOR CHOICERS,... →
stfuconservatives: dammitjean: walkforchoicelosangeles: SERIOUSLY, THIS IS IMPORTANT. Tomorrow is the big day. We’re all really excited, but something to remember: It’s going to be heated. In Los Angeles (my W4C city) over a thousand people will probably show up in support. While this is wonderful, usually where there are pro-choice protesters, there will be anti-choice ones as well. ...
FUCK I have so many AMAZING friends.
Jon Stewart and Kristen Schaal give examples of...
KRISTEN: Our taxes are going to abortions in ways no one is even talking about.
JON: Well, let's talk about it now. How?
KRISTEN: Well, for starters, we have to cut funding for fire departments.
JON: Why would that be?
KRISTEN: Helllloooo? What if an abortion clinic catches fire, and firefighters put it out, paving the way for more abortions? Abortionist firefighters, paid for with our taxpayer dollars.
JON: Well that's like saying we need to de-fund the Coast Guard because abortion providers go to the beach.
KRISTEN: I hadn't even thought of that. But you're right -- no more Coast Guard! Give me another. This is fun.
KRISTEN: Mile-High Club. Number one cause of unwanted pregnancies between Newark and LAX.
JON: Mining Safety Commission.
KRISTEN: Mile-BELOW Club.
JON: Library of Congress.
KRISTEN: Sexy librarians.
KRISTEN: Space abortions!
JON: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
KRISTEN: Jon, please. I'm getting pregnant just listening to you.
I AM IN A TERRIBLE MOOD AND I WANT TO GO ON A PUNCHING SPREE. I JUST WANT TO PUNCH SO MANY PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.
I will gladly pay someone to pretend to be a gorilla whilst I am in the kitchen making baked ziti. I haven’t seened my brother in five weeks. :(
He was like some superhero who could see way out into the darkness. Now he’s...– Marshall Eriksen
I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the...– Bill Maher (via leftish)
Reblog if tonight your date is Barney Stinson.
hellyeahhowimetyourmother: itsthereasonfortheworld: Watching How I met your mother tonight.
So, I'm boycotting Chick-fil-A... →
I know that they’re a private company so they can choose to do what they will. Just like I can choose not to give my money to a company that uses that money to provide groups that are against equal rights with free food.
HOLY SHIT CANNOT WAIT FOR BAMBOOZLE. TBS WITH JOHN NOLAN. ALKALINE TRIO. HOW IN THE FUCKING FUCK DOES LIFE GET BETTER? (Unless Jesse Lacey is there and there is some kind of super mash up of amazingness in which I would cry tears of joy for the rest of my life.