Who was responsible for letting me graduate from college? I am not very good at participating in the real world.
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
Btw guys, Alix won the t-shirt challenge. Yesterday, my shirt was not dry by the time I was leaving and also, I missed my other clothes too much. I hate losing, but I also love my other rad clothes a lot soooooo
So like, how much do you like Morgan?– Eric Matthews
RANCID. Dude. Hanging out with him would be hanging out with you.– Patches while we’re both listening to First Person. This is the best compliment I have ever received. Hahahaha
If I ever write a book
It’ll be called: “Chinese Food Breakfast at 2:30 in the Afternoon”
Let's get some more positivity up in this bitch!
Awesome things about life right now: 1. In the last nine days I have been to both a Wonder Years and a Good Charlotte concert. I am so happy about that. Nothing makes me happier than concerts. 2. I am totally going to win this shirt challenge I have going on with Alix. 3. First Person is new tonight. I’m so excited because it’s been a couple weeks and I’m ready to hear some...
And then all my dreams could have come true but instead I’m here and...– ME. I feel like if I’m home and not in my room listening to music/watching Netflix I am just walking around ranting about how much I don’t want to be here. Someone employ me, please.
My recent searches include “Arrested Development movie” and “scary ocean pictures.” What the fuck is my life? I need a job, guys.
Put up your hands
FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY
Alix and I are trying to decide what there is to...
Me: Art galleries?
Alix: You can't bring ice cream in there.
The whole world wants you to be miserable. It wants you to put your head down,...– Dan Soupy Campbell, The Wonder Years - My new life quote (via my-heart-can-endure)
Suburbia, stop pushing. I know what I’m doing.– And Now I’m Nothing-The Wonder Years
Rob McElhenney, who plays Mac, has gained 50 pounds between seasons, simply...– Which It’s Always Sunny Star Gained 50 Pounds for Fun? — Vulture (via joshmorrissey)