Reblog this if you're catching the Hogwarts...
I have a really awesome balance in my life and I am really happy. That is all. I fucking love you guys.
I reached that critical point in the day where I had to decide whether I wanted to sleep through the night or get up from my nap. I got up. And there are tacos. So, yeah.
My six-year-old cousin Nicholas came over today when I got off work. This happened. Also, we played Mario Kart and threw apples at the sidewalk/smashed them with giant rocks.
Nicholas, whilst making his mii:
“Ooo look, I’m a girl!” “Ooo, I’m a fancy boy!” “I’m a Russian girl!” “I’m a wacky cool guy!”
eiknarf: you get to where you want to be by not worrying about how other people got to where they are. don’t worry about how anyone else did it because you’ll never be able to do it the same way.
And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.
alwaysalliemae asked: Lacey Laceyface Elaceybeth Lassie Lacers, I miss you. I love you. I need you in my life at all times. We are both currently depressed about life things and people leaving so I feel like the only way to cure said depressions is for me to show up and be on your couch in my bed/office or in your bed watching netflix or playing on our laptops. Can we just be connected now? I'm sorry I...
alwaysalliemae asked: YOU ARENT ON SKYPE. THAT'S WHY.
I just…I got excited. I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain....
Good God, I have health insurance.
Like, it’s mine. From my job. I’m not a dependent on anyone else’s. Also, I made my brother the beneficiary on my life insurance and told him not to kill me. So, there’s that too. When did I become a grown up!?
I don't like being a grown up!
Jason: I would like to bring up the Harry Potter effect. You, Zach and I have full time jobs and Zach moved out...told ya lol
Me: FUCK MAN.
Jason: Fuck this grapefruit juice.
It’s not about running away; it’s about finding out what makes you happy and...– Dan Campbell (Soupy)
I'm being super dramatic right now but I don't...
My twin/bff just moved out of our parents house like, for good. My other bff abandoned me for the summer. I’m here, in the God damn suburbs, living with my parents. I know I haven’t been abandoned by anyone by any means, but I just don’t know how to deal right now.
I need some Lucky Charms and soy milk like RIGHT NOW. I’ve got a lot of sorrows to drown.
Let me learn ya'll bitches about the day I'm about...
1. I got up at 5:45 and took a shower. 2. I got ready for work. 3. I have to get all my shit together for tonight. 4. I have to actually you know, go to work. 5. I’ll be at work in Baltimore from 9:00 until 4:30ish. 6. I am going to rapidly change (this is going to be very Superman-esque) into non-work clothes. 7. I am going to get in the car and ride down to Nissan in Virginia. 8....
Stay Positive. Especially when you don’t want to. Even when the world trys to...– B-madden (via everybodylovesthebman) THIS.
Me: Do they still make crimpers?
Zach: Not since like 1992, bro.
I’m self aware enough to know that I’m having one of those bad mornings where everything seems about a million times worse than it actually is, and that I am probably going to be super dramatic. But, I am just unhappy enough to let it happen. Let’s call it temporarily miserable.
My brother didn’t understand what I meant when I said “This isn’t a ‘if you give a mouse a cookie’ situation.” Is that book not standard reading for like every child ever?
I laid out my clothes and made my lunch last night. Any chance someone finds that super adorable instead of annoying/obnoxious? If so let’s get married.
After a few days of slightly soul crushing adulthood normalcy, I spent today hanging out at Orange Tattoo with Zach and Sam. Now I’m going to take a nap and then go watch UFC. I love the juxtaposition of who I pretend to be during work hours and who I really am and probably always will be.
Regarding my question about French Toast Crunch
1. People be talking like I don’t know what Cinnamon Toast Crunch is. Listen bitches, I’ve eaten more cereal this year than you’ve eaten in your entire life. I’ve gone entire months where I’ve eaten exclusively cereal. I’m up on my cereal game. 2. French toast crunch looks like this: It looks like motherfucking FRENCH TOAST. Apparently there is another...
Wait. Everyone stop what you’re doing. Do they still make French Toast Crunch?
I think it’s important to remember that if you have even one thing to smile about you can make it through whatever it is that you’re going through. That’s my posi for tonight. Things will get better, but it’s going to take a lot longer if you only focus on the negatives.
Seriously I got into Pottermore, HFS is back, and I start work this week. Life: It’s totally rad sometimes.