Spent the morning looking at flights to California because I honestly don’t know if I can do this for much longer and even though I know that when the good weather comes back and I’m spending all my time sitting in the sun or in front of bonfires with people I love that I’m going to really love Maryland, right now everything is terrible and I really know that I only love Maryland...
You know that summer morning feeling when you wake up and maybe the sun hasn’t been up for too long and it’s not too hot out yet and you don’t know what the day holds but for some reason you know it’s going to be awesome because you can walk barefoot outside and everything is alive and it just feels wonderful like you could really do anything with your life? I want that...
mohandasgandhi: afternoonsnoozebutton: That awkward moment when Gingrich asks everyone in the audience to raise their hands if they know anyone who has had a house that’s been foreclosed on and like three dudes total put their hands up. The joys of debating in front of a rich white audience.
Do I have to go back to work tonight at 5:00 to make calls? Like, seriously? That sounds so opposite of what I want to do.
I am very curious about three things:
1. Why do I have a tweet from last night that says “who are you butt sex”? 2. Was there any point last night when I was wearing more than one hat? 3. What happened to all my cigarettes? In summation: last night was rad, and I don’t want to see any pictures.
Sometimes you flirt with adulthood. And then sometimes you let one of your best friends tattoo you in your kitchen.
What The Fuck, "Nice Guys"?: On the nice guy. →
feistyfeminist: dearcoketalk: I’m “the nice guy” that is best friends with girls but never has sex with them. I had two girlfriends in high school for a month each and none since then. Every time I try to hook up with a girl she stops and leaves. I’m shy, so I have a hard time…
It was decided at work today that I either have adult ADD or am so self involved I don’t pay attention unless I feel like being part of the conversation. So naturally I spent the rest of the day saying “I am no longer interested in this conversation. Sorry, I have adult ADD.”
I’ll never have to buy adjacent plots of earth Never have to rot together underneath the dirt Never have to lose my baby in the crowd I SHOULD BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
I am finding everyone like really fucking dumb right now and all I want to do it sit around smoking cigarettes with the 2-3 people I actually enjoy, talking about how everyone else is just really terrible.
I don’t know if I like anybody as much as I like being alone. How fucked up is that?
It’s gonna be our year, boys. I’d speak up but I’m waiting for...