Weezer is your best friend from high school who you lost touch with in college,...
Last night, I left myself a note on the computer. So, this morning when I opened it up I read: HEY, FUCKER. YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO BED AT A DECENT TIME. GET SOME SHIT DONE. Needless to say, I got some shit done.
The weather in Maryland is SUCH a douchebag
It’s all, HEY bro I know you’re at work all week but it’s sooooooo nice out there and then it’s like, oh hey heard you’re having a party this weekend and wanted to do it outside, I’m gonna go ahead and throw some wind/rain/cold your way.
…how have I not had a 90s party yet? Next theme party, I promise.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
It would fucking figure
that it would start raining when I have to actually start getting ready for work. Rain is just about the only thing that will put me to sleep. Baaaaaaah
it is 5:30 in the morning and I am wide awake for some unknown reason, despite not having slept all night, or really at all for the past week.
Had a dream my hair was blonde. It’s getting to be about that time
Brand New: i don't want to let you go... but it hurts my hands to hold the rope... i won't be such an easy mark... YASHFWAAAAASHAFWAFKAAAMDKSJLASJDSHWYAY
My mother has a hard time hiding her judgments...
Me: Oh I know, I went to Menchies on Wednesday and I had had a few drinks so I was like PUT ALL THE THINGS IN.
Mom: Why were you...never mind, I don't want to know why you were drinking on a Wednesday.
Here is my thought process over the last few minutes: I should watch an Irish movie. Hey, Cillian Murphy is Irish. 28 Days Later is a truly fantastic movie. And, zombies! I have no idea where my copy is. Hey, Netflix has things! No, no it doesn’t. …I hate you Netflix. This is why I have to steal things from the internet.
Running outside with no pants or shoes on between commercials to smoke.
By far my finest moment last night was when I became belligerent over the fact that I had made my bed for nothing.
Me: My best friends are a dog and a two year old. That sounds like a sitcom.
JT: Yeah! That could be a sitcom! Charlie Sheen would play the dog...and Gloria Estefan would play the two year old.
No pants 2012 initiative
In which I try to wear pants as seldom as possible.
The internet just tried to tell me that I should make my own wooden buttons. We’re done here, internet.
$17,269.94 to go!
My friends and I, we’re all fucked on the inside But we don’t let it run our lives
Trying to calm down from the mess that is The Walking Dead. The show, not the comics. I just don’t even know. I’m going to go read The Rise of the Governor and we’ll see how I feel in the morning.
What if Brand New
just felt like doing a complete 180 and made a pop punky YFW-esque album? These are the things I think about on Friday nights, apparently.
BRAND NEW RELEASING NEW MUSIC THIS YEAR
atthexroads: Brand New will be heading into the studio in April and they hope to release new music by the end of the year! You can read the bands statement below! Read More This day just keeps getting better and better