EIKNARF 2012 Summer Style Guide! -
eiknarf: Dress however you want, we can still be friends.
If I had a nickel for every time I've gotten drunk...
Watching Aladdin, eating watermelon
My friends: they actually are “all that and a bag of chips.– Sammy
Sometimes I am feeling quite sad and sorry for myself and then other times my friends feed me jello shots and bacon all night.
My Wonder Years Pandora station plays a shit ton...
I ain’t mad. It’s getting real high school in here this morning.
Very much want please and thank you
Does anyone want to participate in a Lord of the...
Because I feel like that would be a lot of fun
IT IS HARRY POTTER WEEKEND AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW...
Y’all are bad friends
Zach: Where are you going?
Me: I'm going to pee and take my pants off.
My mom always tells me to go outside like I don't...
WE CUNT! WE CUNT DO IT!
So the boys are legitimately starting a fight club
I just can’t even. What is my life?
It's really good to have your brother as your best...
Especially when he buys you a pack of cigarettes because you don’t get paid until tomorrow, or when he falls asleep on the couch so you eat his snow cone.
Multibran chex are so inferior to corn chex it's...
el-es-de: 100% of non-smokers die.
I’m ready to hear you say who I am is quite...
I am bored and wide awake
and everyone in my house is asleep…
For the love of God
Someone explain to me why people refer to their significant other as “my baby.” Uhhhh I’m sorry, BUT YOU’RE FUCKING A BABY!?
gnarlsbeardly: Laying on the ground of a residential parking lot at midnight, has been my favorite family bonding time. THIS.
I have the urge to stay up all night watching...
But that’s the kind of thing that’s a little pathetic when you’re by yourself, right?
JESSE LACEY DISCUSSES FUTURE OF BRAND NEW
alwaysalliemae: long-lost-friends: xburritosandnewfoundgloryx: pupfresh: Jesse Lacey recently discussed the future of Brand New. You can read what he had to say below. Read More DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE GO ON HIATUS. WE’VE SUFFERED ENOUGH WITH FALL OUT BOY. I’m not kidding when I say I will cry if I never have the chance to see them live… Lacey. LACEY. I AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
alwaysalliemae asked: Someone just posted about kites, so it reminded me that during Apples to Apples, you went fucking crazy about windsurfing saying that you might as well swim on a kite. This is your hourly reminder that I love you.
Me: I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Dad: What's the plan for today? Can you call the bowling alley and see if we'll be able to get a lane?
...Not sure what my Dad thinks I meant by I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Holy fucking shit I am dying. Need. bacon.
I am a moron.