June 2012
42 posts
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
89 posts
EIKNARF 2012 Summer Style Guide! -
eiknarf: Dress however you want, we can still be friends. 
May 31st
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If I had a nickel for every time I've gotten drunk...
May 31st
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Watching Aladdin, eating watermelon
May 30th
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“My friends: they actually are “all that and a bag of chips.”
– Sammy
May 29th
May 29th
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Sometimes I am feeling quite sad and sorry for myself and then other times my friends feed me jello shots and bacon all night. 
May 28th
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May 26th
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My Wonder Years Pandora station plays a shit ton...
I ain’t mad. It’s getting real high school in here this morning. 
May 24th
May 24th
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howdoiputthisgently:
May 24th
494 notes
May 23rd
1,025 notes
Very much want please and thank you
May 23rd
Does anyone want to participate in a Lord of the...
Because I feel like that would be a lot of fun
May 22nd
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May 21st
532 notes
IT IS HARRY POTTER WEEKEND AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW...
Y’all are bad friends
May 21st
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Zach: Where are you going?
Me: I'm going to pee and take my pants off.
May 21st
May 20th
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May 20th
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My mom always tells me to go outside like I don't...
May 19th
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WE CUNT! WE CUNT DO IT!
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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So the boys are legitimately starting a fight club
I just can’t even. What is my life? 
May 18th
It's really good to have your brother as your best...
Especially when he buys you a pack of cigarettes because you don’t get paid until tomorrow, or when he falls asleep on the couch so you eat his snow cone. 
May 17th
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Multibran chex are so inferior to corn chex it's...
May 17th
fact.
el-es-de: 100% of non-smokers die.
May 17th
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ListenI’m ready to hear you say who I am is quite...
May 17th
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May 17th
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I am bored and wide awake
and everyone in my house is asleep…
May 17th
May 17th
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For the love of God
Someone explain to me why people refer to their significant other as “my baby.” Uhhhh I’m sorry, BUT YOU’RE FUCKING A BABY!? 
May 16th
concrete
gnarlsbeardly: Laying on the ground of a residential parking lot at midnight, has been my favorite family bonding time. THIS. 
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
I have the urge to stay up all night watching...
But that’s the kind of thing that’s a little pathetic when you’re by yourself, right? 
May 16th
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May 16th
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JESSE LACEY DISCUSSES FUTURE OF BRAND NEW
alwaysalliemae: long-lost-friends: xburritosandnewfoundgloryx: pupfresh: Jesse Lacey recently discussed the future of Brand New. You can read what he had to say below. Read More DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE GO ON HIATUS. WE’VE SUFFERED ENOUGH WITH FALL OUT BOY. I’m not kidding when I say I will cry if I never have the chance to see them live… Lacey. LACEY. I AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
May 14th
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alwaysalliemae asked: Someone just posted about kites, so it reminded me that during Apples to Apples, you went fucking crazy about windsurfing saying that you might as well swim on a kite. This is your hourly reminder that I love you.
May 14th
May 14th
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May 13th
2,825 notes
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May 13th
Me: I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Dad: What's the plan for today? Can you call the bowling alley and see if we'll be able to get a lane?
...Not sure what my Dad thinks I meant by I dropped my phone in the toilet.
May 13th
Holy fucking shit I am dying.  Need. bacon. 
May 13th
I am a moron. 
May 13th
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