The best possible outcome of this storm would be if the power at work was knocked out but the power at our house stayed on. I have a lot of party things to do.
Why are there so many commercials for pillows? Do people not know about pillows?
Zachary is snoring on the couch wrapped around the remote. If I don’t get the remote, I can’t watch Game of Thrones. But if I try to get the remote it’s going to wake him up and then I can’t watch Game of Thrones.
This is a masterpiece
NO SLEEP SUMMER 2012
In which we just party constantly
I can’t stop laughing right now. Sam and I are trolling so hard. I love when people say they are praying for you. So wonderfully condescending.
Spiraling. Need nicotine to be a rational human being
There’s not a lot of activities that are more fun than dancing and jumping around with your friends on a weekday while you watch your other friends’ bands play.
In which work and showering was just filling the time between me watching Game of Thrones.
Is it weird
That today I was thinking that if the world ends this year, at least I’ve had the raddest year yet?
For a second I was like, what smells like alcohol?
It’s me. It’s coming out of my pores. Happy Zach’s 21st birthday everybody!
This song always makes me think of game nights and...
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Don’t give those mother-fuckers an inch. Stand your ground every chance you get...– Dan Soupy Campbell
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I WANT TO START DRINKING
Where I live now is exactly the kind of home I have always wanted. My friends come and go as they please, and there’s always breakfast and booze and smokes.
Actually, I eat shoes. Don’t tell anyone.– Jacky