What if I was wrong and no one cared to mention?

Have I mentioned 8,000 times yet how fucking happy I am living at this house??

stagdogwolfandrat:

Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

“Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.”
— Aziz Ansari (via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via tastefullyoffensive)

“did you just”
— someone who knows you did just (via bagmilk)

(Source: heteroh, via pixie-ass-bitch)

I hit a raccoon when I was taking SBFF home last night.

I hit a raccoon when I was taking SBFF home last night.

Every time I have to put sheets on my queen size bed alone I’m like ugh, maybe I should get one of those boyfriend things everyone’s always talking about.

grawly:

thugful:

grawly:

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i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

you dont need one

(via pixie-ass-bitch)