What if I was wrong and no one cared to mention?

Waaaaaahhhh I wanna get my nose or my lip pierced. I just. Why does it matter what I look like?...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:50:49 -0400

Waaaaaahhhh I wanna get my nose or my lip pierced. I just. Why does it matter what I look like? I’m good at my job. Ughhhhhhhhhh

Today I discovered that I only have one Saturday off until I go on vacation in July. Sorry if...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:42:54 -0400

Today I discovered that I only have one Saturday off until I go on vacation in July. Sorry if I’m a cranky bitch for the next couple months, friends!

retrogasm: NEWSFLASH! FUCK YEAH HENRY ROLLINS! Now back to your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:44:25 -0400

retrogasm:

NEWSFLASH!

FUCK YEAH HENRY ROLLINS!

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming…

cnidariacoccyx: felicefawn: What a legend. YES YOU GO

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:43:23 -0400

cnidariacoccyx:

felicefawn:

What a legend.

YES YOU GO

Ann Perkins: I will buy lunch and you can have as many burgers as you want.

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:53:52 -0400

Ann Perkins: I will buy lunch and you can have as many burgers as you want.
Burt Macklin: Welcome to the FBI.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: undersoilanddirt145: Feel like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:29:23 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

undersoilanddirt145:

Feel like I’ve been an asshole for months.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:20:07 -0400

soolooxcoopter: therestlessdead: lord-kitschener: Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:45 -0400

soolooxcoopter:

therestlessdead:

lord-kitschener:

Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flowery pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU ARE.”

I would be able to support that brand singlehandedly.

why doesnt this happen

tastefullyoffensive: [bigredratchet] D’aaaaawwwwwwww

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:00 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[bigredratchet]

D’aaaaawwwwwwww

me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:24:20 -0400

me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.

social-blog: For more than 30 years, the former town of Potosi...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:02:03 -0400

social-blog:

For more than 30 years, the former town of Potosi resided underwater after it was flooded.

alwaysalliemae replied to your post: Commence me freaking out over something that is… You can...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:42:09 -0400

alwaysalliemae replied to your post: Commence me freaking out over something that is…

You can handle this, whatever it is. You got this.

I don’t know if I’ve ever told you, but I really appreciate your complete and unwavering faith in me. It means so much to me.

Commence me freaking out over something that is probably actually nothing in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:12:56 -0400

Commence me freaking out over something that is probably actually nothing in 3…2…1…

"I want friends who still lie to me because they don’t want to hurt my feelings. I sadly kind..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:35:25 -0400

“I want friends who still lie to me because they don’t want to hurt my feelings. I sadly kind of mean that.”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:02:12 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [trickrtreatr]

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:39:07 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

oh-deir: ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:04:17 -0400

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

Easily one of the best moments on The Office :(

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:38:00 -0400

Easily one of the best moments on The Office :(

Um I spent the night grilling various foods whilst drinking and smoking on my front lawn with 3 out...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:50:00 -0400

Um I spent the night grilling various foods whilst drinking and smoking on my front lawn with 3 out of 5 of my favorite all time people.

Summer 2013: Let’s do this shit.

billybeckmann: Words to live by.

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:58:29 -0400

billybeckmann:

Words to live by.